overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

reoffend:

My bath bomb decided to turn my bath into a Van Gough painting

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

mishasminions:

"I’m sorry. He took one human sexuality class, he thinks he’s Harvey Milk"

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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Track: I Miss You (Acoustic)
Artist: Blink-182
Album: Acoustic

all-time-jessica:

bearsdale:

i-am-i-am-i-am:

I Miss You (Acoustic) - Blink-182

My ears puked blood and overjoy the nanosecond it started.

Well this is a bit perfect

I want this to be played at my wedding

And I will call my new Italian fast casual eatery The Low-Cal Calzone Zone.

thugarminswaglert:

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May we take a moment…image

…to truly appreciate…image

Humanity’simage

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Most

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Intelligent?

pokescans:

Osaka Pokémon Center, part 3.

Anonymous asked: You are so important. The people in your life wouldn't be the same if you weren't here. The world wouldn't be the same without you in it!

oh wow…Thank,friend.

yowa-pedal:

Baby-suji somehow manages to still look insanely terrifying whilst simultaneously being too precious for words ;w;

death-limes:

death-limes:

An adorable transparent chubby ghost for you to drag around your dash <3

uh-oh it’s october
this guy’s makin the rounds again

death-limes:

death-limes:

An adorable transparent chubby ghost for you to drag around your dash <3

uh-oh it’s october

this guy’s makin the rounds again

little-purple-people:

silently—drowning:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time