4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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bringmethetaco:

done-trying-sick-of-crying:

chanel-cigaretttes:

bringmethetaco:

people still reblog this omg

I hope someone holds my hand one day lol

BOYS WITH BIG HANDS HOLD MY HAND PLS

its still going haha 

bringmethetaco:

done-trying-sick-of-crying:

chanel-cigaretttes:

bringmethetaco:

people still reblog this omg

I hope someone holds my hand one day lol

BOYS WITH BIG HANDS HOLD MY HAND PLS

its still going haha 

tagged: +aw  +tw 
so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

Bo Burnham FREAKS OUT Live! HILARIOUS

tagged: +lil shit  +bo burnham 

creppypieceofshit:

sometimes I forget gay marriage is illegal because, like, wow that’s so fucking dumb 

mishasofficial:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.


fuckinraincity

mishasofficial:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

  • LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
  • ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
  • LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
  • ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
  • LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
  • ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

fuckinraincity

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
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Anonymous asked: how tall are you xD

5’3”…5’4”ish

tagged: +yepyep  +Anonymous 

request (x)

thatsonofamitch:

svveden:

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

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when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

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skypestripper:

u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones

officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards