Liz Climo on Tumblr.
this really cheered me up
#let me play you the song of my people
#it’s called ‘sass and snobbery’ brother dear #you’ll like the refrain #it goes ‘you annoy me, get out of my flat’
^the look on john’s face #that’s the look of a pure proud man
do not flirt with women when they are at work
do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt
I’ll have a grieveburger and cries and also two unhappy meals for the kids
#the place for nico
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
Most likely the best post ever.
If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live
You fat idiot
Im nominating this, Slayer, and Yee as the three best sounds of the year
Near:”Fiesta amigo, Kira.”
Light: What the fuck are you talking about, Near?
Should it scare me how well it fits Near?
Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!
i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”
As well it should.
I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.
This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants
Needs to be in bars
I feel like it should have another pit stop after “you’re evil” for “Yes, really. You twat.”
they should include a “is he/she intoxicated?”