mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

goodimaginationandbadgrades:

detectiveintraining:

superlockianfeels:

#let me play you the song of my people

#it’s called ‘sass and snobbery’ brother dear #you’ll like the refrain #it goes ‘you annoy me, get out of my flat’

^the look on john’s face #that’s the look of a pure proud man

daftlypunk:

do not flirt with women when they are at work

do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt

hrvst:

   ∧__∧
  ( ・ω・)
  _| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

hrvst:

 <⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

spookyartieshipswhouffle:

thisisradioactive:

I’ll have a grieveburger and cries and also two unhappy meals for the kids

#the place for nico

spookyartieshipswhouffle:

thisisradioactive:

I’ll have a grieveburger and cries and also two unhappy meals for the kids

#the place for nico

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

methhomework:

iwishihadafather:

Frequently asked questions

is he gay



Track: beep bop boop beep beepebebebebebebebebebebebe
Artist: my favorite sound on the fucking planet

hotelmario:

Im nominating this, Slayer, and Yee as the three best sounds of the year 

rl475:

mtcairduck:

neari:

"Fiesta"

Near:”Fiesta amigo, Kira.”
Light: What the fuck are you talking about, Near?

Should it scare me how well it fits Near?

rl475:

mtcairduck:

neari:

"Fiesta"

Near:”Fiesta amigo, Kira.”

Light: What the fuck are you talking about, Near?

Should it scare me how well it fits Near?

noctstiel:

thatseanguyblogs:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

I feel like it should have another pit stop after “you’re evil” for “Yes, really. You twat.”

they should include a “is he/she intoxicated?”

noctstiel:

thatseanguyblogs:

treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars

I feel like it should have another pit stop after “you’re evil” for “Yes, really. You twat.”

they should include a “is he/she intoxicated?”